Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.