How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss