How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What do you call a crazy Mexican dog?

Perronoid

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss