Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Your Honor.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Because they always miss.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Me.
Because it's a noble gas.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
We really do taste like chicken!"
Don't taste me, bro !