When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !