When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner