When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: