When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison"

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.