What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.