What happens when the fog clears in California?

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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He got Lemonaids.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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Clear all the Jerry!

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9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Because it's worth it.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

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