What happens when the fog clears in California?

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

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