What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA