What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.