What happens when the fog clears in California?

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

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