Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Shill Jokes More Shill Jokes

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Clickbait Jokes More Clickbait Jokes

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Peyton Manning Jokes More Peyton Manning Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.