Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What do you call crystal clear urine?

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Reference Jokes More Reference Jokes

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Shill Jokes More Shill Jokes

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"