What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."