Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
It was a work of friction.
They go off on tangents.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Because in America, freedom rings.
Because they always miss the joke
Owch! it hertz
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
WATAAAAAAAAAAA!
In the punch line
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.