Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

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Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.