Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!