Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

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What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

8 10 Jokes More 8 10 Jokes

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.