Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!