Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.