Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.