Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.