Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.