Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.