What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why are firetrucks red?

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