Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

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Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Nordic Country Jokes More Nordic Country Jokes

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens