Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

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Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.