What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.