What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.