What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"