What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.