What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with