What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)