What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.