What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.