What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.