What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!