What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

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What do crossfitters call their trainers?

Fairy WOD-mothers.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"