What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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Snow Petrol!

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Mascarpone!

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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The vending machine.

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Because he charges!

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"