What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do crossfitters call their trainers?

Fairy WOD-mothers.