What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.