What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."