What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG