What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.