What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.