What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)