What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)