What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers