What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."