What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."