What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."