What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."