What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."