What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Philippe Philoppe.

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Free Willy

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

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They both slowly remove clogs.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."