What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)