What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"