What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis