What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes