What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.