What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.