What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Tile Jokes More Tile Jokes

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.