Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.