Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins