Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.