What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!