What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!