What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator