What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.