What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.