What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing