What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise