What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!