What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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Shut the door im dressing

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo