What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo