What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo