What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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Don't look. I'm dressing."

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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Sinko de Mayo