Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."