Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

Quatro Cinco Jokes More Quatro Cinco Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron