Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.