What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*