What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.