What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!