What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.