What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip