What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.