What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip