What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!