What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.