What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)