What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

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How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)