What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.