What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.