What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"