What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.