What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.