What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.