What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen