What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.