Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.