Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.