Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."