Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel