Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.