Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans