Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Previous Random Joke Next

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans