What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip