Matey Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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