How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!