How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)