How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What is the most common french saying?

nous abandonnons"

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)