How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)