How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11