What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven