Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Throw in your laundry.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Stew!
Add your laundry.
A self-cleaning coven.
H2OOOHHHGG
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A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A vegetable soup
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He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Rabbit Soup :D
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
Shaking Bad.
They could not do it, they are all autistic.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Because he got cold feet.
They always get cold feet.
Stew
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
At the ugly parlour.
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