Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Throw in your laundry.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Stew!
Add your laundry.
A self-cleaning coven.
H2OOOHHHGG
soup
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A vegetable soup
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Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
There's no point to it
A: Scare spray.
He got the shakes instead.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
