Hot Tub Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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