Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Throw in your laundry.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Stew!
Add your laundry.
A self-cleaning coven.
H2OOOHHHGG
soup
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A vegetable soup
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Hella. How long does it take them Days.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Because he said he loves miso.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
A rebel without a gauze.
In the far left corner!
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
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A Speech Impediment :)
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
Dementia
Throw it into a wood chipper.
