Occupant Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Blacksmith Jokes More Blacksmith Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !