If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Ja-scusi.
A stick
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Because it's traveling light!
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
good karma.
He was a blacksmith
He hon(hon hon)s it.
A Spaghetto.
Spaghetto.
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
