Occupant Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.