Occupant Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana

What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy??

A Spaghetto.

Blacksmith Jokes More Blacksmith Jokes

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!