If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
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Aurochnophobia.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
got a pencil and worked it out.
It got stuck to the chicken.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
The Holocaust.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
His leg was in a cast.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
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