Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Shellular*, of course...

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.