You look for the fresh prints!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I am leg end.
Cause they all have phones!
He was a blacksmith
He's a blacksmith
Independence Day
He looks for fresh prints.
Will Smith
Look for Fresh Prince
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Fresh prints.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they all own telephones
Pyrex
They all have telephones...
A Concussion.
A weeping Willow.
Look for fresh prints.
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
Because they're easier to spot
Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
Fabric softener.
They whip cream!
Because they're already used to being whipped.
They advance to the finals against Tunisia.
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
Where there's a Will, there's a way.
Capitalization.