Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...?

Rated G) Look for fresh prints...

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Winter Time Jokes More Winter Time Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.