Smith Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints.

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.