How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!