What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.