What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants