What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a turlte that flies?

a shellocopter. damn homies

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.