What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.