Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.