Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.