What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.