What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!