What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.