What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.