What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.