What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes