What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!